Minimising Menopause: My Magic Salad

by Lynn Landes

I can drink booze again! My migraines are gone. There’s not a whisper of a hot flash. I’ve stopped attacking my loved ones. And I sleep through the night.  How did I do it? How did I make my menopause symptoms go away?

It’s at this point I feel as though I should (being an American) want to make money from my exciting new discovery. But if I did actually make money I’m afraid my husband Cliff would keel over in a dead faint.

Okay, so what’s my secret to minimising menopause? It’s a salad ... real food ... that’s my secret. It won’t make millions of dollars for the medical professional or pharmaceutical industry, but it seems to work for me.

And what’s in my magic salad? Three kinds of lettuce (Red Romaine, Green Leaf, and Arugula) + carrots + celery + sunflower seeds + oil (olive, sesame, almond) + pure salt (no anti-caking agents, like calcium silicate, please). For croutons I toast whole grain bread and sprinkle on the same oils, some very important herbs (parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme - sound familiar?), and salt. That’s it! I eat it every day.

How did I discover this ‘cure’? Desperation had a lot to do with it. I started out like most women. I had just turned 47 and began to experience mild hot flashes. At first it was a joke, an excuse to be a drama queen. I revelled in nature’s passage. And I was determined not to do drugs. I was growing older with dignity, and wiser with age.

Things got old fast. And after several months I didn’t feel wiser, either. I just felt wrung-out. Hot flashes hounded me through the nights. My nerves were on edge. The caring mother and understanding wife became a frazzled frump. Domestic bliss, not that it ever accurately described our family life, was definitely a thing of the past. I fretted and I cried. I couldn’t even resort to the bottle, not that I was an alcoholic exactly, but I was a bit of a booze-hound (one to three drinks a day). 

I needed help fast. I sought out a Computerised Bioenergetic Assessment. It’s a comprehensive computer based system used for measuring the energies (chi) of the body. It can determine bio-electrical disturbances in the organs and systems and the energetic causes that deter optimum health. A regimen of natural remedies is then correlated that will restore balance. This technology is based on electromagnetic resonance, and takes the guesswork out of the supplementation process.

And it worked pretty well. Most of my menopause symptoms disappeared. I could go on with life. But I got tired of the regimen. One day I lined up all the bottles of pills and typed their ingredients into my computer. Then I matched most of the ingredients to real foods.

The first thing that popped out at me was that the nutritional elements of collard greens and kale were missing from my diet. I got off of all my supplements and started adding collard greens and kale to vegetable soups. I also ate soy and stuff like that. It all seemed to really help out, but it didn’t eradicate my symptoms completely.

I continued to scour the internet, investigating leads, looking for direction. It seemed the soundest nutritional advice given to menopausal women is to stock up on dark leafy greens. I went to my neighbourhood grocery store. They post the nutritional ingredients for their fresh certified organic vegetables. I picked the lettuces that included the broadest array of vitamins and nutrients. Then that song, “Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme,” kept repeating in my head. So I took those four herbs (often used in turkey stuffing) and combined them in equal parts to be used on croutons. I also combined three different types of oils and made my first salad.

That was about two months ago. Very quickly my menopausal symptoms went away, and they haven’t come back. I still can’t believe it. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not the randy woman I used to be, but hey, I’m 50.

There are other things that I do to keep healthy. I buy only organic foods. I drink water purified through an osmosis filter. And I avoid plastic food and drink containers. I also avoid toxic personal care and household products and I walk or roller blade a mile every day.

And I drink one or two Rusty Nails (or whatever else is handy) to break the day or finish off the night. I’m 50 years old and feeling fine.



Article from AlterNet.org. Lynn Landes is freelance journalist in the United States specialising in voting technology and the environment. Her articles can be found at EcoTalk.org. Landes is a former news reporter for DUTV and commentator for the BBC.